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Veterinary Clinic Woman

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(Scene cuts to a red-haired woman in her twenties, wearing a Wonder Woman costume, posing a dramatic pose)

NARRATOR: This woman is no ordinary woman.  This is Ms. Wonderbecca Superwilkins; to all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding citizen.

(Same scene shows several female citizens, all dressed like Wonder Woman, attending to their daily tasks)

NARRATOR: But Ms. Wonderbecca Superwilkins has a secret identity.  When trouble strikes--at any time, at any place--she is ready to become... VETERINARY CLINIC WOMAN!

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 1: Hey!  There's a stray dog out on the street, who's lying on her side with a broken leg!

MS. WONDERBECCA SUPERWILKINS: (Thinking) Hmm...  This looks like a job for Veterinary Clinic Woman!  But how to change without revealing my secret identity...?

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 2: If only Veterinary Clinic Woman was here!

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 3: Oh, yes!

MS. WONDERBECCA SUPERWILKINS: Wait!  I think I know where I can find her!  Look!

(While random female citizens 2 and 3 are distracted, Ms. Wonderbecca Wilkins transforms into Veterinary Clinic Woman, who is dressed in a white veterinary uniform)

FLASH!

(Ms. Wonderbecca Wilkins, now Veterinary Clinic Woman, runs out to save the day!)

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZENS 2 AND 3: Veterinary Clinic Woman?!  BUT HOW?!

(Veterinary Clinic Woman walks to another random female citizen, who is grieving over the dog with a broken leg)

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 4: Why, Veterinary Clinic Woman!  Thank goodness you've come!  Look!  (Points down to dog with broken leg)

VETERINARY CLINIC WOMAN: (Looks down at dog, then to citizen)  Stand back--things could get ugly...

(Random female citizen 4 stands back.  Then, Veterinary Clinic Woman dramatically takes out medical supplies to try and care for the injured dog)

CHECK HEARTBEAT!

BANDAGE BROKEN LEG!

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 1: Why, she's checking up on the dog with her own hands!

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 3: See how she uses bandages to bandage the broken leg!

(After taking care of the dog's problem, the random female citizens gasp in awe at Veterinary Clinic Woman's success)

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZEN 2: Veterinary Clinic Woman!  How can we ever repay you?

VETERINARY CLINIC WOMAN: No pay is neccessary.  It's all in a day's work for Veterinary Clinic Woman! (Dramatically walks out of the scene)

RANDOM FEMALE CITIZENS: OUR HERO!

NARRATOR: Yes, wherever animals are in trouble, whether they are injured, sick, or in labor, Veterinary Clinic Woman is ready to save the day!
A birthday present for :iconkatielegends:, who's a fan of Monty Python's Flying Circus as much as I am. Hope you enjoy! :cake:

Preview art (c) :iconkatielegends:
Bicycle Repairman (c) Monty Python's Flying Circus
Monty Python's Flying Circus (c) Graham Chapman and pals
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Melgeef's avatar
I laughed so much with this! xD
GO, WONDERBECCA!